A YouTube video about AI writing and feeling empathy for objects and how maybe we’re all already cyborgs. Working title: How I learned to stop worrying and love the slop.

A Heated Rivalry fanfic that nobody asked for about Hayden Pike, a character that nobody cares about, lmao. Anyway I think Hayden is Lancelot to Shane’s King Arthur in a T.S. White-style gay way. Not in a medieval way, to be clear. They’re still hockey players. Uhhhh. And Hayden’s in the cuck chair, obviously. Right where he wants to be. Working title: Perennial.